Carl Fredricksen: I believe I made my position to your boss very clear.
Construction Foreman Tom: You poured prune juice in his gas tank.
Carl Fredricksen: Yeah, that was good.

Any last words? Come on, spit it out!

Charles Muntz

Russell: I'm tired! My knee hurts!
Carl Fredricksen: Which knee?
Russell: ...My elbow hurts!

Carl Fredricksen: This is crazy. I finally meet my childhood hero and he's trying to kill us. What a joke.
Dug: Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Alpha: Now, you must wear the cone of shame.
Dug: I do not like the cone of shame.

Russell: But I want to help!
Carl Fredricksen: I don't want your help, I want you safe.

Carl Fredricksen: Tell your boss he can have my house.
Construction Foreman Tom: Really?
Carl Fredricksen: Yeah. When I'm dead!

I was hiding under your porch because I love you.

Dug

Carl Fredricksen: You'd better get up, Russell. Or else, the tigers will come and eat you.
Russell: Tigers don't live in South America. Zoology.

Carl Fredricksen: Hey, let's play a game. It's called "See Who Can Be Quiet the Longest."
Russell: Cool! My mom loves that game!

Adventure is out there!

Charles Muntz

Russell: Good afternoon. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
Carl Fredricksen: No.
Russell: I could help you cross the street.
Carl Fredricksen: No.
Russell: I could help you cross your yard.
Carl Fredricksen: No.
Russell: I could help you cross your porch.
Carl Fredricksen: No!

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