Ned: I'm just kidding around, officer...
Officer Dorf: OK, can it, Cochise.
Jack: Jesus Bill! What are you doing?
Bill: There's a snake in here!
Marcie: Why are we in here?
What hath God wrought?Brenda
Ned: If you were a flavor of ice cream, what would it be?
Marcie: Rocky road.
Come, dear. It'll be easier for you than it was for Jason.Pamela Voorhees
Jack: Come on. I love you.
Marcie: But what about Ned?
Jack: I don't love Ned.
Did you know a young boy drowned the year before those two others were killed? The counselors weren't paying any attention... They were making love while that young boy drowned. His name was Jason. I was working the day that it happened. Preparing meals... here. I was the cook. Jason should've been watched. Every minute. He was - he wasn't a very good swimmer. We can go now, dear.Pamela Voorhees
Enos: All the girls up there gonna look as good as you?
Annie: I don't know.
Crazy Ralph: You're going to Camp Blood, ain't ya?
Enos: Goddammit, Ralph, get outta here! Go on, get! Leave people alone!
Crazy Ralph: You'll never come back again.
Enos: Oh, shut up, Ralph.
Crazy Ralph: It's got a death curse!
You see, Jason was my son, and today is his birthday.Pamela Voorhees
You're doomed! You're all doomed!Crazy Ralph
Brenda: Just wait until he lands on my old Kentucky home.
Bill: More beer? More beer.
If this is a joke, I'm gonna brain 'em!Bill