World Security Council: Director Fury, the council has made a decision.
Nick Fury: I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.
Security Guard: Are you an alien?
Bruce Banner: What?
Security Guard: From outer space, an alien.
Bruce Banner: No.
Security Guard: Well then son, you've got a condition.
Steve Rogers: Are you nuts?
Tony Stark: Jury's out.
Tony Stark: I thought we were having a moment.
Pepper Potts: I was having twelve percent of a moment.
Nick Fury: We have no quarrel with your people.
Loki: An ant has no quarrel with a boot.
Steve Rogers: Doc... I think now is the perfect time for you to get angry.
Bruce Banner: That's my secret Cap, I'm always angry.
You people are so petty... and tiny.Thor
No hard feelings Point Break, you've got a mean swing.Iron Man (to Thor)
Tom: You told me that it was gonna be two years. It's sort of like when you're on a treadmill, and you tell yourself "I want to run five miles today" and now, it's forever miles...
Violet: When was the last time you were on a treadmill? Sorry...
Rabbi: Of course, the men will wear yarmulkes...
Tom: Definitely, I'll wear mine...
Violet: Babe, you don't have a yarmulke...
Tom: I have a whole...it's in my... my Jewish drawer.
This is supposed to be exciting. This is your wedding. You only get a few of these.Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer
Sylvia: Any ideas when this wedding might happen? Grandparents do have a tendency to die.
Violet: Mom, they're all right there.
Sylvia: Well, for now...