David Skylark: He’s not evil! He was just born into a hard situation!
Aaron Rapoport: You can not pull out of this!
David Skylark: I’m pulling out!
Aaron Rapoport: You’re way too deep to pull out!
David Skylark: I’m pulling out!
Aaron Rapoport: No, we are not! You are leaving it in!

Agent Lacey: You are entering into the most dangerous country on earth. Kim Jong-un’s people believe anything he tells them including that he can speak to dolphins or he doesn’t urinate and defecate.
David Skylark: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you’re telling me my man doesn’t pee or poop?
Aaron Rapoport: Everybody pees and poops. Where would it go otherwise? He’d explode.
David Skylark: But he does talk to dolphins?
Agent Lacey: [sighs]

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Agent Lacey: Mr. Rapoport, I am Agent Lacey with Central Intelligence. You two are going to be in a room alone with Kim and the CIA would love it if you two could take him out.
David Skylark: Hmm?
Agent Lacey: Take him out.
Aaron Rapoport: For coffee?
David Skylark: Dinner?
Aaron Rapoport: For kimchi?
Agent Lacey: No, uh, take him out.
Aaron Rapoport: You want us to kill the leader of North Korea?
Agent Lacey: Yes
David Skylark: Whaaaaat?!

I've been leaving a breadcrumb trail of gayness.

Eminem

Aaron Rapoport: Kim Jong-un wants to do an interview with Dave Skylark?
David Skylark: He’s a fan!
Aaron Rapoport: He’s the most reclusive leader on the planet!
David Skylark: We do this, everyone is going to take us super duper seriously!
Aaron Rapoport: Okay
David Skylark: We’re going to North Korea!

Rob Lowe: You know, people say that actors lie for a living but this is living a lie.
David Skylark: Okay, Rob, when you’re ready.
Aaron Rapoport: Get ready, camera two.
Male Producer: Oh, Jesus!
David Skylark: Whoa!
Female Producer: His head looks like somebody's taint.
David Skylark: You barely look different!
Rob Lowe: Thanks, Dave!

Is that your son? You cannot save him, Bowman! He will BURN!

Smaug

Gandalf: Dragon sickness is a malady that affects all of us.
Gandalf: Well, almost all of us.

You are a very fine fellow, Mr Baggins, and I am very fond of you. But you are really just a little fellow, in a wide world.

Gandalf

That is Dain Ironfoot, Thorin's cousin. I've always felt Thorin was the more reasonable of the two...

Gandalf

Thorin Oakenshield: I am sorry that I made you a part of my perils...
Bilbo Baggins: No! I am glad to have shared in your perils - that is more than any Baggins deserves!

[to Sauron] You should have stayed dead.

Elrond

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