Man... I thought this job would have more car chases and (expletive)...

Schmidt

You'll never know what you can't achieve, until you don't achieve it.

Mr. Gordon

Doves make you look bad-ass!

Jenko

Will you go to prom with me?

Schmidt (to Jenko)

I am one more "black gay kid getting punched in the face" away from a nervous breakdown. Do I make myself clear?

Principal Dadier (to Jenko and Schmidt)

Deputy Chief Hardy: We're reviving a canceled undercover police program from the 80s. You idiots are officially transferred.
Jenko: Where do we report?
Deputy Chief Hardy: Down on Jump Street. 21 Jump Street.

Not So Slim Shady, what's up? I haven't seen you since high school...

Jenko

Caesar Flickerman: So Peeta. Tell me. Is there a special girl back home?
Peeta Mellark: No. No, not really.
Caesar Flickerman: No? I don't believe it it for a second, look at that face! Handsome man like you! Peeta. Tell me.
Peeta Mellark: Well, there, uh. There is this one girl that I've had a crush on forever.
Caesar Flickerman: Well, I'll tell you what Peeta. You go out there, and you win this thing, and when you get home she'll have to go out with you!
Peeta Mellark: Thanks, but I, uh. I don't think winning's gonna help me at all.
Caesar Flickerman: And why not?
Peeta Mellark: Because... she came here with me.

This is the time to show them everything. Make sure they remember you.

Haymitch Abernathy

Katniss Everdeen, the girl on fire!

Caesar Flickerman

I'm not allowed to bet, but if I could, I'd bet on you.

Cinna

Peeta Mellark: I just keep wishing I could think of a way to show them that they don't own me. If I'm gonna die, I wanna still be me.
Katniss Everdeen: I just can't afford to think like that.

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