When I saw you, I believed it was a sign -- that something new could come into this world.

Tars Tarkas

Good God...I'm on Mars.

John Carter

John Carter: I am John Carter from Virginia.
Tars Tarkas: Virginia!
John Carter: No! John Carter from Virginia!

We did not cause this. But this very night, we will end it!

John Carter

We do not cause the destruction of a world, Captain Carter. We simply manage it. Feed off it, if you like.

Matai Shang

Kantos Kan: I hear that you are incredibly dangerous... take me hostage.
John Carter: What?
Kantos Kan: Take me hostage...
John Carter: Are you alright?

A man can change his armor but not his heart.

Dejah Thoris

Mom, dad, it's me, Thomas. Um, where do I start? This is supposed to be a small get-together. I wanted to be cool for one night. You know, I wanted girls to notice me. Then things got a little out of control.

Thomas

The only thing you're working on is diabetes you fat (expletive).

Costa

Wear something tight.

Costa

It's on till the break of dawn!

Costa

Even Wheelchair Robert got a handjob!

Costa

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