When I saw you, I believed it was a sign -- that something new could come into this world.

Tars Tarkas

Good God...I'm on Mars.

John Carter

John Carter: I am John Carter from Virginia.
Tars Tarkas: Virginia!
John Carter: No! John Carter from Virginia!

We did not cause this. But this very night, we will end it!

John Carter

We do not cause the destruction of a world, Captain Carter. We simply manage it. Feed off it, if you like.

Matai Shang

Kantos Kan: I hear that you are incredibly dangerous... take me hostage.
John Carter: What?
Kantos Kan: Take me hostage...
John Carter: Are you alright?

A man can change his armor but not his heart.

Dejah Thoris

Mom, dad, it's me, Thomas. Um, where do I start? This is supposed to be a small get-together. I wanted to be cool for one night. You know, I wanted girls to notice me. Then things got a little out of control.


The only thing you're working on is diabetes you fat (expletive).


Wear something tight.


It's on till the break of dawn!


Even Wheelchair Robert got a handjob!


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