Party Goer: There's a midget trapped in the oven!
Thomas: What are they saying?
Kirby: I don't know. All I heard was midget and oven.

Tonight's about the girls we never had a shot at. Tonight's about changing the game.

Costa

Costa: We'll have a whole day to fix this place up like new.
Thomas: What about this? (points to the camera) What if my parents see it?
Costa: Nobody's going to see this but us, I promise.
Jimmy Kimmel (on his show): So you know, this high school party in Pasadena -- have you seen the footage?

I'm Thomas Cub. It's my birthday today.

Thomas

Once-ler: I didn't think anyone still cared.
Ted: Well that's me: The guy who still cares.

Did you chop down this tree?

The Lorax

You have been warned!

The Lorax

It's not about what it is, Its about what it can become.

The Once-ler

Audrey: I could just kiss you right now.
Ted's Mom: We don't have time for that!
Ted: I don't know, we have a little time.

Ted: Whoa, this is amazing! What are those?
Audrey: Those are trees. They used to grow all around here.

Who are you and what are you doing here?

The Once-ler

The Lorax: I'll go strait up your nose!
Ted: Wow, wow you wouldn't hit a woman?
The Lorax: That's a woman?

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