Dirch Frode: Your report is light in another area - his personal life. Anything you chose not to disclose?
Lisbeth Salander: He's had a long standing sexual relationship with his co-editor of the magazine. Sometimes he pleasures her - not often enough, in my opinion.
Dirch Frode: You're right not to include that.

Henrik Vanger: The clock is ticking, I need your help.
Mikael Blomkvist: Doing what?
Henrik Vanger: Officially assisting with my memoirs. But what you'll really be doing is investigating thieves, misers and bullies - the most detestable collection of people that you will ever meet -- my family.

If you're here, who's singing in Times Square?


Tess: My water just broke!
Griffin: All of it?

Grandpa Jed: So you went out for a slice of pizza, right? And you may have just run into the one. You know what that is?
Sam: Insanity?
Grandpa Jed: Serendipity. You don't mess with serendipity.

New Year's is the worst night of all to go out. People who don't drink or party all year suddenly going all Kanye on you...


Nothing beats New York on New Year's Eve.

Stan Harris

Let's go honey. Nobody wins when pregnant women fight.


Gangster: You got some big a** balls, man.
Noah: Can't find underwear. Balls don't fit.

Sandy Griffith: Have you started looking for a job yet? What about babysitting?
Noah: Babysitting sucks. Adult men don't babysit things.

I'm more of a 'sit on the couch, do what I say or I'll kill you' type of babysitter.


What's up little tampon?


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