Sylvia: Please take me home.
Will: I can't do that.
Will: You're keeping me alive.
Just once I'd like to wake up with more time on my hand than hours in the day.Will
Philippe Weis: Of course, some think what we have is unfair -- the time difference between zones.
Will: I've heard that.
Philippe Weis: But, hasn't evolution always been unfair? It's always been survival of the fittest. This is merely Darwinian capitalism -- natural selection.
Will: Absolutely. The strong survive.
Will: Whoa, where's the rest?
Manager: You never met the quota.
Will: My units are up from last week.
Manager: So's the quota.
His crime wasn't taking time. He was giving it away.Raymond Leon
Will: How can you live with yourself watching people die right next to you?
Sylvia: You don't watch. You close your eyes.
Phillippe Weis: You put enough time in the wrong hands, you upset the whole system.
Will: Let's hope so.
You got any idea what they do to eggs in prison? I'll tell you this. It ain't over easy.Humpty Dumpty
Stay furry, my friends. Meow.Puss in Boots
Puss in Boots: I smell something familiar. Something dangerous. Something...breakfasty.
Humpty Dumpty: It's been a long time, brother.
Puss in Boots: Humpty Alexander Dumpty! How dare you show your face to me!
Humpty Dumpty: I know you're angry, you have every right, but it is good to see you Puss. Are those new boots?
Puss in Boots: No, they are the same boots I wore when you betrayed me.
Humpty Dumpty: Betrayed you? You left me cracked in pieces on a bridge, surrounded by soldiers -- they wrote a song about it!
Puss in Boots: I am not looking for trouble. I am but a humble gato in search of his next meal. Perhaps you gentlemen can help me find a simple score.
Bartender: Well, perhaps if one of us were to tell the law that you were in town, we could split the reward. (Another man tries to sneak up on Puss with a sword, and fails)
Puss in Boots: You made the cat angry - you no want to make the cat angry!
Jill: Is it true a cat always land on its feet?
Puss in Boots: No! That is just a rumor spread by dogs!