You are working for the wrong man.Tom Duffy
Ida Horowicz: If your boy wins, you get a job in the White House. He loses? You're back at a consulting firm.
Stephen Myers: He has to win.
I've worked on more campaigns than most people have by the time they're 40. He's the only one that's actually going to make a difference in people's lives.Stephen Myers
Hey, what's the word Big Bird?Bucky Larson
Jimmy Fallon: You don't look like the average porn star.
Bucky Larson: Oh yeah, cause I'm wearing a sweater.
Porn Store Worker: We don't sell kiddie porn.
Bucky Larson: Oh, I'm allergic to cats.
Debbie Larson: Love that new haircut.
Bucky Larson: I get a lot of compliments on it. Thanks Mom!
Debbie Larson: Don't thank me, thank the bowl.
I'm the son of two movie stars! That's like uhh, super duper, movie star!Bucky Larson
Everyone keeps talking about my accent, but I'm from America!Bucky Larson
Annie: What kind of a name is 'Stove' anyway? What're you a kitchen Flight Attendant: No. My name is Steve and I'm a man
Annie: You are a flight attendant.
Why can't you be happy for me, and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?Lillian
There's sperm everywhere. I cracked a blanket in half.Rita