How can you not be romantic about baseball?

Billy Beane

There are rich teams, and there are poor teams. Then there's 50 feet of crap. And then there's us.

Billy Beane

Your goal shouldn't be to buy players. Your goal should be to buy wins. In order buy wins, you need to buys runs.

Peter Brand

So, we have a virus with no treatment protocol, and no vaccine at this time.

Dr. Ellis Cheever

The average person touches their face three to five times every waking minute. In between that we're touching door knobs, water fountains, and each other.

Dr. Erin Mears

[Yelling] What are you talking about? What happened to her? What happened to her?

Thomas Emhoff

Someone doesn't have to weaponize the bird flu. The birds are doing that.

Dr. Ellis Cheever

Blogging is not writing. It's just graffiti with punctuation.

Dr. Ian Sussman

I like to think that if you put your trust out there, I mean if you really give people the benefit of the doubt and see their best intentions, people will rise to the occasion.

Ned

Our idiot brother just ruined my freaking life!

Natalie

Cindy: Who's the man Ned?
Ned: Me.
Cindy: Yes. Say it, who's the man?
Ned: Who's the man?

Miranda: Well, come on Liz, I mean look, I don't know, what's going on with your hair here? It's like a science experiment back there. And I know you own contacts, you know. And you're wearing plastic shoes and, I mean, what's this shirt even made of?
Liz: It's flax.
Miranda: See, isn't that a food? You're wearing food!

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