Fried chicken just tend to make you feel better about life.

Minny Jackson

I ain't never had no white person in my house before.

Aibileen Clark

18 people were killed in Jackson that night. 10 white and 8 black. I don't think God has color in mind when he sets a tornado loose.

Aibileen Clark

You is kind. You is smart. You is important.

Aibileen Clark

I told her to write coats! Not commodes!

Hilly Holbrook

You said to write about what disturbs me, particularly if it bothers no one else.

Eugenia 'Skeeter' Phelan

Am I supposed to come up with the questions, too?

Minny Jackson

Minny don't burn fried chicken.

Minny Jackson

Your eggs are dying. Would it kill you to go on a date?

Charlotte Phelan

[in a text to Jessica] Demi Moore is 15 years older than Ashton Kutcher. They seem happy together.

Robbie

Okay, The Scarlet Letter. To me, the A stands for asshole. Both Hester and Dimmesdale fall in love. Love is for asshole. So they are assholes being chased by assholes because they are assholes.

Robbie

I don't know whether to help you or euthanize you.

Jacob

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