Kurt: "He looks like James Bond!"
Dale: "He really does, dude! I bet he carries one of those guns that you screw together...like the coolest guns they make, man!"
Nick: "This is so dangerous - what if that's an undercover cop? Or better yet, what if it's the real thing and he charges so much money, we can't afford it, he gets pissed off and kills us!"
Dale: "That's not gonna...he kills one of us?! Hold on - could that happen?"
(Not a Hitman knocks)
Nick: "Gotta let him in now."
Kurt: "How's my hair?"
Nick: "What do you mean, how's my hair?!"
Kurt: "It doesn't matter...okay, let's do this."

Dale: (Looking at sexually explicit photos of himself with Julia) "We did all of this while I was unconscious?"
Julia: "Mmmhmm. Yep."
Dale: "You're a raper, you raped me, that's a rape!"
Julia: "Just relax there, Jodie Foster. Your dick wasn't even hard."
Dale: "That does not give me any relief."

Kurt: Your boss is incredibly hot.
Dale: Don't talk about how hot she is.
Kurt: She makes herself a little snack. A popsicle. A banana. And finally, a hot dog. And eating them in that weird order thats not a proper meal.
Nick: It's cold to hot.

At least your boss isn't sexually harassing you.

Dale

Bobby Pellitt: You can fire Professor Xavier.
Kurt: You mean Hank.
Bobby Pellitt: Creeps me out, rolling around all day in his special little secret chair.

"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more."

Dorothy

"Follow the Yellowbrick Road"

Munchkins

"Do you suppose we'll meet any wild animals?"

Dorothy

"I didn't mean to kill her. Really, I didn't. It's just that he was on fire."

Dorothy

"Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh, my!"

Dorothy

"Oh, i'm not a witch at all! I'm Dorothy, from Kansas."

"Are you a good witch or a bad witch? Dorothy

"Don't be silly, Toto. Scarecrows don't talk."

Dorothy

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