Close you eyes and tap your heels together three times. And think to yourself, there's no place like home.


Tai: "no s*^t, you guys got coke here?!"
Cher: "well yeah, this is america"

Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You're a virgin that can't drive!


You know how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet.


Cher's main thrill in life is a makeover, it gives her a sense of control in a world full of chaos.


"Mater, I am sticking by you, the way you always stick by me."

Lightning McQueen

Mater: "You know I am just a tow car."
Finn McMissile: "It is his cover."
(Mater makes goofy noises, sticking out his tongue and rattling his carburetor)
Finn McMissile: "Brilliant."

Lightning McQueen: "Listen, this isn't Radiator Springs."
Mater: "You are just realizing that."

Mater: "You know, I know some karate. I don't wanna brag or nothin', but I got me a black fan belt. Hey you wanna see some moves I made up?
Finn McMissile: "We're being followed."
Mater (Oblivious to the danger): "This first one I can reach into a car's hood, pull out his battery and show it to him before he stumbles. I call it: What I Accidentally Did to My Friend Luigi Once. Hiyyyyyya!"
Bad Cars: "There he is!"
Mater: "Wow look, I probably oughta go - I'm gonna miss my flight."
Finn McMissile: Don't worry, I've taken care of that...hang on!

"These Americans are clearly master spies."

Finn McMissile

Lightning McQueen: "Speed. I am speed."
Francesco Bernoulli: "Ha ha ha! Really? You are speed? Then Francesco is triple speed! "Francesco... he's triple speed!" Ho oh! Francesco likes this McQueen! He's a really getting him into the zone!"
Lightning McQueen: [to himself] "He is so getting beat today..."

Mater: "Excuse me lady."
Holley Shiftwell: "This cannot be him."
Finn McMissile: "Is he American?"
Holley Shiftwell: (As Mater shows off some of his funky dance moves) "Extremely."
Finn McMissile: "Then it is him."

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