Arthur: Oh Hon [pauses and reads Naomi's name tag] Naaaaomi Quinn I would like to see you again.
Naomi: I don't date boys who have nannies.

Arthur: I think I could live without the money.
Arthur: I am a grown man, and I shall get a job to prove it.

Fred: Don't eat that (E.B.'s jelly bean poop)
Fred: You might not like the flavor.
Sam: Fred, relax.
Sam: [crunch] Watermelon.

I could bunk down anywhere, West wing, master suite, I'm not picky.

E.B.

E.B.: Fred, I am special.
Fred: We are all special.
E.B.: You are not getting it. I mean I am really special.

I have the talent, I have the drive.. (got hit by a car) I have to avoid whatever that was.

E.B.

E.B.: Is she seeing anyone?
Fred: No. She's single and she's looking for a rabbit.

E.B.: What are the newspapers for?
Fred: You know you're an animal, so..
E.B.: Oh, I understand. I'll just sleep down here, among my poo and pee, like a pig.

E.B.: Dad, I wanna drum in a band. I wanna see the world.
EB Dad: EB, the Easter bunny sees the world all in one night.
E.B.: oh, Really dad? What about China?
EB Dad: (Remembers being thrown out in China) Right, so we haven't cracked China yet.
E.B.: Don't wanna be the Easter bunny.
EB Dad: 4000 years of tradition doesn't end just because one selfish bunny doesn't feel like doing it!

All great artists suffer before they become famous. That lady wrote Harry Potter in a ditch.

E.B.

Who honors those we love for the very life we live? Who sends monsters to kill us and at the same time sings that we'll never die? Who teaches us what's real and how to laugh at lies? Who decides why we live and what we'll die to defend? Who chains us and who holds the key that can set us free? It's you. You have all the weapons you need. Now fight!

Sweetpea

Everyone has an angel. A guardian who watches over us. We can't know what form they'll take. One day, old man. Next Day, little girl. But don't let appearances fool you. They can be as fierce as any dragon. Yet they're not here to fight our battles. But to whisper from our heart, reminding that it's us. It's everyone of us who holds the power over the worlds we create.

Sweetpea

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