Jack Byrnes: Are you still physically attracted to my daughter, Greg?
Greg Focker: Pam? Are you kidding... yes, yes Jack, there's never been a problem with that.
Jack Byrnes: Even after her body has endured the hellish ordeal of birthing twins?
Greg Focker: Yes, even after that, it's all good, it's all good under the hood.
Jack Byrnes: That's disgusting.
Prudence (Laura Dern): You see like a wonderful couple.
Jack Byrnes: No, no, no, we're not homosexual.
Greg Focker: Yeah, no.
Jack Brynes: No, no, no, this is my son in law.
Greg Focker: Yeah no. However, if you're looking to fill a quota, we can be flexible.
Prudence: Okay, that's an interesting joke but I appreciate levity in a moment of misunderstanding so thank you Greg.
Greg, are you prepared to be... the Godfocker?Jack Byrnes
Jack Byrnes: I like few minutes alone with him just to erase what he saw from his memory.
Greg Focker: No, you're not gonna erase my son's memory.
I am so excited to see those little Fockers!Pam Byrnes
Greg Focker: Hey whats the good word grandpa Jack?
Jack Byrnes: This is Jack Byrnes
Greg Focker: Yeah I know, I can tell from the caller ID.
I have eyes too, so I'll be watching you... watching me.Greg Focker
Are you so sure you have what it take to be the God Focker? Because I am watching you.Jack Byrnes
Caliban: Hast thou not dropped from Heaven?
Stephano: Out of the moon, I do assure thee.
I will plague them all, even to roaring!Prospera
Misery acquaints a man with strange bed fellows.Trinculo
This island is mine!Caliban