We can’t all be penguins.

Agent Classified

Skipper: We take this to our graves.
Kowalski: Agreed.

  • Permalink: Agreed.
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Skipper: Kowalski, analysis.
Kowalski: We are really... awesome at this!
Skipper: High one!

  • Permalink: High one!
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Narrator: Antarctica, an inhospitable wasteland, but even here, on the Earth's frozen bottom, we find life. And not just any life
Skipper: Seriously?

Skipper: Seriously? Does anyone even know where we're marching to?
Penguin 1: Who cares?
Penguin 2: I question nothing
Penguin 3: Me, too.
Penguin 4: Me, too.
Skipper: Well, fine. We'll just fly to the front of the line and see for ourselves. Kowalski, Rico, engage aerial surveillance.
Kowalski: Skipper, we appear to be flightless.
Skipper: [Looks at his wings] Oh, well what's the point of these?
Skipper: Woah, I like it! Hey, this could be our thing! What're we going to call it? Let's call it the, uh... high one.

Kowalski: We'll need a diversion.
Skipper: You're up, Private.
Skipper: You just mermaid my day.

Kowalski: We've arrived in the center of Dublin, Ireland.
Skipper: We gotta blend in. River dance.

Classified: You were supposed to handcuff them.
Short Fuse: But, they don't have hands. They just have flippers, and I have flippers! So it's flipping useless!

Skipper: Alright, you! Where's Dave?
Skipper: Give us the good.
Kowalski: Sir, that's a baby squid.
Skipper: Sorry, laddie.

Corporal: He hacked into our system.
Skipper: Debbie!
Kowalski: Dave.
Skipper: Dave!
Eva: Where's the sound?
Kowalski: Dave, your microphone, it's not working.
Classified: Click on the button with the picture of the microphone.
Short Fuse: Every time a villain calls in, this happens.
Dave: Hello?
Dave: Hello?
Kowalski: But, now we can hear you.
Short Fuse: So annoying!
Kowalski: But we cannot see.
Short Fuse: Every time!
Classified: It's like talking to my parents.

Classified: Remain calm, penguins. You're now under the protection of the North Wind.
Skipper: Private, dibble me.
Skipper: We're not going anywhere with you.
Skipper: We don't even know who the heck you are.
Classified: The North Wind is an elite undercover inter-spe...
Classified: an elite undercover inter-species...
Classified: task for...
Classified: force...
Classified: dedicated to help...
Classified: to help...
Classified: dedicated to...
Classified: dedicated to helping animals who can't
Classified: help
Classified: themselves.

Skipper: Follow me, boys! We're going in hot!
Private: [his butt goes on fire] Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
Skipper: No one likes a show off, Private.

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