Albert Wesker: [From Trailer: Upon expecting Alice to enter his chamber] Well, this is a pleasant surprise.

Hey Boys, Is that anyway to treat a lady?


You should have brought more.

Albert Wesker

[narrating] The Umbrella Corporation feel safe, they feel secure. They're wrong.


Machete don't text.


I absolve you of all your sins. Now get the fuck out.

Padre Benito del Toro

I was trying to help you, bitch!

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Becca Crane: So are we going to be uh, at the same school?
Jacob: I go to school at the reservation.
Becca Crane: Oh, it must be fun to gamble and drink all day.

[to Laura] Why don't you be a girl and sunbathe or somethin?

Zane Forester

[to Jake] Hey ass wipe! Nice shirt!
[splashes Jake with his slurpee]


Andrew: [to crowd] When I say tit you say e's! Tit...
Crowd: E's!
Andrew: Tit...
Crowd: E's!

[to the DJ] Hit it DJ Chocolate Thunder!

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