[last words] Wet t-shirt... wet t-shirt!

Derrick Jones

Chew on this motherfuckers!

Deputy Fallon

Sam: Something bit me!
Paula: Oh yea? I thought you liked that kind of stuff!

Laura Forester: You talk funny.
Derrick Jones: Yea, well you're short!

Danni: Nice instrument.
Laura Forester: Thanks, nice boobs.
Danni: Thanks.
Laura Forester: I'm wear a training bra but its kind of itchy.
Danni: Tell me about it! Who are you waiting for?
Laura Forester: My brother Jake, he's seventeen, he will like your boobs too.
Danni: They all do.

[to Derrick] Okay Speedo!

Jake Forester

There are thousands of them and they are pissed!


[to Kelly] It's not cheating if it's with another girl!

Derrick Jones

This is the Lake Victoria police department. The sheriff has declared an emergency!

Deputy Fallon

Fish with boobies.

Derrick Jones

Hit it Chocolate Thunder!

Wet T-Shirt Host

The piranha hunt in packs. The first bite draws blood, blood draws the pack.

Mr. Goodman

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