Jake Forester: What's going on over there?
Sheriff Julie Forester: Whatever you do, do not go into the water.

Trench: Give this job to my friend, he loves playing in the jungle.
Barney Ross: Right.
Mr. Church: [Trench leaves] What's his fucking problem?
Barney Ross: He wants to become president.

Becca Crane: Edward!
Team Edward: Edward? Where?
[sees Edward glittering in the sun]
Team Edward: Edward, we love you. You're the best.
Team Jacob: No, Jacob's the best!
[smacks Team Edward's face with a shovel]

Becca Crane: Jacob, run!
[Jacob jumps above Becca and lands in his chihuahua form. Becca disbelievingly]
Becca Crane: A chihuahua?

Becca Crane: Jacob, why did you just take off your shirt?
Jacob: [Holds up employment contract] My contract says I have to every ten minutes of screen time.

Hale Caesar: Great, they got a small army. What have we got?
[looks at Yin Yang]
Hale Caesar: Four and a half men.
[Everyone but Yin Yang laughs]
Yin Yang: Not so funny.

Trench: Only an idiot would do this job.
Barney Ross: How much?
Trench: Like I said.

We are the shadow, the smoke in your eyes, the ghosts that hide in the night.

Barney Ross

Lee Christmas: Are you crazy? You could've killed me!
Barney Ross: You're welcome!

Trench: Give this job to my friend. He loves playing in the jungle, right?
Barney Ross: Right.

I promised myself, I'm gonna die for something that counts.


Barney Ross: What's wrong with this picture?
Lee Christmas: Everything.

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