
Quotes
Ten seconds you won't believe what's gonna happen.
Lee Christmas
You know it's not easy being your friend.
Lee Christmas
Hale Caesar: What happened to you?
Barney Ross: I got my ass kicked.
You got a problem with that?
Mr. Church
Only thing you need to know is the job's real, and the money's real.
Mr. Church
Trench: Give this job to my friend here. He loves playing in the jungle, right?
Barney Ross: [sarcastically] Right.
Mr. Church: [referring to Trench, confused] What's his problem?
Dan Paine: Who sent you?
Barney Ross: [to the bald Dan Paine] Your hairdresser!
Pirate leader: Drop your guns!
Lee Christmas: Fat chance.
Barney Ross: Why do they always say that?
Gunnar Jensen:
[about to fight Bao Thao]
Gunnar Jensen: Bring it, "happy feet"!
You're pretentious, this club sucks, I have beef. Let's fight.
Scott Pilgrim
Ok, you may have just seen a dude's junk. And he is very sorry.
Wallace Wells
You made me swallow my gum! That's going to be in my digestive tract for seven years!
Gideon Gordon Graves