You just headbutted my boyfriend so hard he burst.Envy Adams
Wallace Wells: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.
Scott Pilgrim: Lesbian?
Wallace Wells: The other L-word.
Scott Pilgrim: ...Lesbians?
'Sup? How's life? He seems nice.Lucas Lee
Scott Pilgrim: You know her?
Ramona V. Flowers: It was just a phase.
Scott Pilgrim: You had a sexy phase?
Ramona V. Flowers: I was just a litte bi-curious.
Roxy Richter: I'm just a little bi-furious!
That... was *epic.*Kim Pine
Kim Pine: Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it.
Scott Pilgrim: Hahahaha... wait, what?
You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die obviously!Roxy Richter
Talk to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust by Monday. Because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts.Todd Ingram
Like a Viagra pill with a face!P.K. Highsmith
Makes me feel like I'm going shopping for a training bra.Terry Hoitz
At age 11, I audited my parents.Allen Gamble
(Yelling at Terry Hoitz) You should have shot A-Rod!Heckler