You just headbutted my boyfriend so hard he burst.

Envy Adams

Wallace Wells: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.
Scott Pilgrim: Lesbian?
Wallace Wells: The other L-word.
Scott Pilgrim: ...Lesbians?

'Sup? How's life? He seems nice.

Lucas Lee

Scott Pilgrim: You know her?
Ramona V. Flowers: It was just a phase.
Scott Pilgrim: You had a sexy phase?
Ramona V. Flowers: I was just a litte bi-curious.
Roxy Richter: I'm just a little bi-furious!

That... was *epic.*

Kim Pine

Kim Pine: Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it.
Scott Pilgrim: Hahahaha... wait, what?

You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die obviously!

Roxy Richter

Talk to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust by Monday. Because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts.

Todd Ingram

Like a Viagra pill with a face!

P.K. Highsmith

Makes me feel like I'm going shopping for a training bra.

Terry Hoitz

At age 11, I audited my parents.

Allen Gamble

(Yelling at Terry Hoitz) You should have shot A-Rod!


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