Gru: Do you speak Spanish?
Miss Hattie: Do I look like someone who speaks Spanish?
Gru: It's just that your face is so... Como es burro.
Miss Hattie: Oh! Why, thank you!
Edith: It was your cousin's idea!
Dave the Minion: *What*?
Gru: [to the girls] Did you brush your teeth?
[Takes a whiff]
Gru: You did *not*!
[after surviving a van crash] Did you see that?Yusuf
With the slightest disturbance, dreams are gonna collapse.Arthur
Cobb: I'm just doing what you taught me.
Professor: I never taught you to be a thief.
I know how to find secrets from your Mind, I know all the tricks!Cobb
If we are gonna perform Inception then we need imagination.Eames
Dreams within dreams is too unstable!Yusuf
You're asking me for Inception. I hope you do understand the gravity of that request.Cobb
The seed that we planted in this man's mind, may change everything.Cobb
I can access your mind through your dreams.Cobb