They don't get it. I can be invisible too.

Edwin

This planet is a game reserve. And we're the game.

Royce

Royce: How do we kill them?
Noland: However you can.

They can hear you. Smell you. They see you.

Noland

Isabelle: We need to work as a team.
Cuchillo: Does this look like a team orientated group of individuals to you?

Royce: What's the last thing you remember?
Cuchillo: All of a sudden, there was a light. And then, I was falling.

Dr. Nefario: Here's the new weapon you ordered.
[Shoots minion with the fart gun]
Gru: No, no, no. I said DART gun.
Dr. Nefario: Oh yes. Cause I was wondering... under what circumstances would we use this?
Gru: Ok...

I shrink the moon, I grab the moon, I sit on the toilet bowl... what?
[sees a child's drawing in his plans, of himself sitting on a toilet bowl]

Gru

We are going to pull of the TRUE crime of the century... we are going to steal the MOON!

Gru

[Agnes looks at a fairground stall's prize, a unicorn plush toy]
Agnes: It's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!
[the sisters try their hand at the stall, but lose]
Agnes: Gru...
Gru: Okay, MY turn...
[pulls out a multi-barreled blaster that destroys the stall]
Gru: Knocked OVER!
Agnes: [cuddling her unicorn in ecstasy] It's so FLUFFY!

Gru: [to the girls] You will not cry, or sneeze or barf or fart! No annoying sounds.
Agnes: Does this count as annoying?
[puckles her cheeks]

Gru: We stole the Statue of Liberty...!
[the minions cheer]
Gru: ...the small one, from Las Vegas!
[the cheers stop]

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