Gru: [reading to the girls from a pop-up book] "Three little kittens started to yawn..."
Agnes: You're making them drink the milk!
Gru: Wow, this is garbage! You actually like this?

We have to warn him, and FAST!
[starts driving on his moped at the speed of an inch a minute]

Dr. Nefario

When I'm done with Gru, he's gonna be begging for mercy!


[defeated by Vector] Oh, come on!


Emmett Cullen: Trying to walk and chew gum at the same time again, Bella?
Bella Swan: I punched a werewolf in the face.
Emmett Cullen: Bad ass!

Never lose focus.

Jasper Hale

Charlie Swan: What's going on?
Jacob Black: [pause] I kissed Bella.
Jacob Black: And she broke her hand.
Jacob Black: Punching my face.
Jacob Black: It was a complete misunderstanding.

Bella, would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?

Edward Cullen

One more thing. Never turn your back on your enemy.

Jasper Hale

Trying to walk and chew gum again Bella?

Emmett Cullen

Never go for the obvious kill. They'll be expecting that. And you, will lose.

Jasper Hale

[to Edward] We all know I'm hotter than you.

Jacob Black

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