Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: This is a heck of a beautiful place. Is this a timeshare, I'd like to get into...
[gets Punched in the face by soldier]
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Good morning!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Where's the plan boss?
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: You actually sound worried.
They are the best and they specialise in the ridiculous!Capt. Charisa Sosa
I'm BA, and you're gonna be unconcious.Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus
Give me a minute, I'm good. Give my team an hour, we're unbeatable.Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith
Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: Aw hell naw, I ain't steppin' foot in any type of aircraft
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Man up! Now get in there, we've gotta finish the escape! Man up and get in there!
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: This is beyond nuts, boss.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: It gets better.
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: Now we're talkin'.
I love it when a plan comes together.Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith
[being fired upon by a Predator drone]
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: What the Hell was that?
Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: If you look out the right hand side of the aircraft you will notice that the right wing is on fire.
What you did was very spiteful, but it was also very brave and very honest and I respect you for doing that. But the content of what you said has made me hate you. So there's a layer of respect, admittedly, for your truthfulness, but it's peppered with hate. Hateful respect.Aldous Snow
Sergio Roma: I'm mind-fucking you right now.
Aaron Green: Well I hope you're dick has a condom on, because I have a dirty mind.
[in Aaron's dream] Look. I'm eating my own head.Sergio Roma