Happy Hogan: Do you need anything boss?
Tony Stark: I'm good.
Pepper Potts: No, I'm fine.
Tony Stark: I lost both the kids in the divorce!


Tony Stark

Take off your socks and put on your crocs, We're getting wet.

Tony Stark

I'd love to leave my door unlocked at night, but this ain't Canada.

Justin Hammer

Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: You look like two seals fighting over a grape.
Tony Stark: Hey get your own roof.
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: You get your own roof, I was here first.

[after he pricks Tony with his badge] Sorry, it's funny how annoying a little prick can be.

Senator Stern

We present these honored badges to Lt. James "Rhodey" Rhodes and Tony Stark, who is of course a national treasure.

Senator Stern

[over the phone to Tony Stark] I will do what Howard Stark did to my family over 40 years to you in 40 minutes.

Ivan Vanko

[Tony has seen the diagram for the atomic structure of a new element] After almost 20 years, you're still taking me to school.

Tony Stark

Tony Stark: [The strawberry vendor hands strawberries to Tony who's in his car] I don't like people handing me things just put it down there.
Strawberry Vendor: Aren't you Iron Man?
Tony Stark: [Driving off] Sometimes.

Justin Hammer: Christine's doing a spread on me.
Pepper Potts: She did a spread on Tony last year.
Tony Stark: Wrote an article too.
Pepper Potts: Very impressive.

[Jarvis has knocked over a coffee mug] I'll short your motherboard, turn you into a wine rack.

Tony Stark

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