Tony Stark: [about to jump out of a plane] Okay, give me a smooch for good luck, I might not make it back!
[Instead, Pepper kisses the "lips" of Stark's helmet and throws it out of the plane]
Pepper Potts: Go get 'em, boss!
Tony Stark: [diving after the helmet] You complete me!

Ivan Vanko: [watching Stark on TV] You come from a family of thieves, and butchers. And like all guilty men, you try to rewrite your history, to forget all the lives the Stark family has destroyed.
[later, he works on a machine]
Ivan Vanko: There will be blood in the water, and the sharks will come...

Senator Stern: Our priority here is to have you turn over the Iron Man weapon to the American people.
Tony Stark: Well, you can forget it. We're safe. America is secure. You want my property - you can't have it! But I did you a big favor.
[stands and turns to face the Senate gallery]
Tony Stark: I have successfully privatized world peace.
[He flashes the peace sign, to standing applause]

He turned the gun sideways! That's a kill shot!

Phil Foster

Diner Fight Guy 1: ~ the fuck is wrong with you, man? You rather die for some piece of shit that you don't even fucking know?
Dave Lizewski: And three assholes, laying it in one guy while everyone else watches?
[reaches for air]
Dave Lizewski: And you wanna know what's wrong with me? Yeah, I'd rather die... so bring it on!

Dave Lizewski: V.O Kick-ass was gone not forgotten, they said he inspired people, but all he did was make a door into a world of
Chris D'Amico: superheroes (Red Mist is seen reading his computer, he turns around and puts on his new mask) "Wait til they get a load of me"

After hearing gunshots "Yeah that's one weird sounding bazooka"

Frank D'Amico

Damon Macready: After Hit Girl takes out a room of drug dealers and is about to be attacked by a bouncer, the bouncer is sniped "We keep our backs where?
Hit Girl: To the wall, I know Daddy, it won't happen again, nice shot by the way
Damon Macready: Thank you.

Chris D'Amico: Red Mist is standing on top of a dumpster "Kick-ass"
Dave Lizewski: Red Mist
Chris D'Amico: Red Mist jumps off the dumpster "Oh shit, that kind of hurt"

Katie Deauxma: Dave,why are you dressed like Kick-ass!
Dave Lizewski: I am Kick-ass! I'm also not gay.
Katie Deauxma: Fuck!

Fuck this shit, I'm getting the bazooka!

Huge Goon

With no power comes no responsibility.

Dave Lizewski

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