Damon Macready: So... Have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday?
Mindy Macready: Can I get a puppy?
Damon Macready: You wanna get a dog?
Mindy Macready: Yeah, a cuddly fluffy one, and a Bratz movie-star make over Sasha!
Mindy Macready: I'm just fucking with you Daddy... I'd love a bench made model 42 butterfly knife!
Damon Macready: [relieved] Oh, child... You always knock me for a loop!

Okay you cunts... Let's see what you can do now!

Hit Girl

So, you wanna play?

Hit Girl

Tool up, honey bunny. It's time to get bad guys.

Damon Macready

Dave Lizewski: How do I get a hold of you?
Hit Girl: [sarcastically] You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock!

Aaron: Let me get this straight: our dad was "bromantically" involved with a guy that could fit in his pocket, and you're mad because he's white?

Claire Foster: Honey, If I'm gonna get whacked off, I...
[Phil snickers]
Claire Foster: What are you smiling about?
Phil Foster: No, no, we might get bumped off. We're not going to get whacked off.
Claire Foster: I think we are!

Decide your penance,death or sacrifice...


Ixas: Charon only ferries the dead.
Solon: [pulls his sword] Any volunteers?
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Perseus: What's this?
[Digs 'BUBO' from original Clash of the Titans from a bin at the armory]
Draco: Just leave it.
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Perseus: [sparring with Io] Wish I didn't enjoy this so much...
Io: I'm trying to help you live.
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If you insist on continuing this mundane human existence, I'll not have you do it alone. You're the son of Zeus, after all!
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