If what I think is happening is happening, it better not be.

Mrs. Fox

Mr. Fox: Mole! What d'you got?
Mole: I can see in the dark.
Mr. Fox: We can use that. Rabbit?
Rabbit: I'm fast.
Mr. Fox: Badger?
Badger: Demolitions expert.
Mr. Fox: What? Since when?

Don't believe everything you read. Especially The Mirror.

Tony

Can you put a price on your dreams?

Tony

Nothing is permanent, not even death.

Tony

[as Irene attacks him] Be a lady...
[Irene knees him in the crotch]

Sherlock Holmes

[while waiting on a very tardy psychic] You would he'd be able to predict that the traffic is going to be bad.

Micah

I'm pretty sure what we did was illegal in 20 states. She's a Freak!

Micah

Katie: You promised me you wouldn't get a fucking Ouija board!
Micah: No - I promised I wouldn't go *buy* Ouija board. I borrowed one.

Micah: You're screaming like that over a spider?
Katie: Well, yeah... did you go run and get the camera first?

I was made ready

Astro Boy

Anna McDoogles: I was just masturbating.
Mark Bellison: That... makes me think of your vagina

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