The fatties were the first to go.Columbus
Fuck this clownColumbus
I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig.Tallahassee
[after his neighbor changes into a zombie] The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.Columbus
[flipping frantically through the Bible] This book doesn't have any answers!Homer Simpson
Marge Simpson: Thanks for coming over.
Comic Book Guy: [happily] Thanks for giving me your pregnancy pants; I've never known comfort like this.
Hello, I'm Tom Hanks. The US Government has lost its credibility so it's borrowing some of mine.Tom Hanks
Todd Flanders: I wish Homer was my father.
Ned Flanders: ...and I wish you didn't have the devil's curly hair.
Smithers... I don't believe in suicide, but if you'd like to try it, it might cheer me up to watch.Montgomery Burns
Ned Flanders: Ok, boys, when you meet Jesus, be sure to call Him Mr. Christ.
Todd Flanders: Will Buddha be there?
Ned Flanders: No.
[after the Simpsons' house collapses into the sink hole] They're China's problem now.Chief Wiggum
[in the voice of a cartoon mouse] I'm the mascot of an evil corporation!Bart Simpson