Time to nut up or shut up!Tallahassee
Wichita: Let's play the quiet game.
Columbus: I just wanna say...
Wichita: You've never played the quiet game, have you?
I haven't cried like that since Titanic!Tallahassee
Yeah, let's celebrate mediocrity! That's fantastic.Coach Jeff
I like smart girls. That's why I married your mama. Well, that and I knocked her up.Mr. Cavendar
The last time I wore skates, they had Barbies on them.Bliss Cavendar
Girl In Restaurant: So what, are you all like alternative now?
Bliss Cavendar: Alternative to what?
[turning to Columbus, Wichita and Little Rock after a zombie] What do you think? "Zombie Killer of the Week"?Tallahassee
You just don't belong in my world, Bella.Edward
Needy Lesnicky: I will finish you if I have to.
Jennifer Check: Ok, you can barely finish gym class.
I think it's important to reach out to our fans in the shitty areas, too.Nikolai Wolf
Needy Lesnicky: You're killing people?
Jennifer Check: No. I'm killing boys.