Time to nut up or shut up!


Wichita: Let's play the quiet game.
Columbus: I just wanna say...
Wichita: You've never played the quiet game, have you?

I haven't cried like that since Titanic!


Yeah, let's celebrate mediocrity! That's fantastic.

Coach Jeff

I like smart girls. That's why I married your mama. Well, that and I knocked her up.

Mr. Cavendar

The last time I wore skates, they had Barbies on them.

Bliss Cavendar

Girl In Restaurant: So what, are you all like alternative now?
Bliss Cavendar: Alternative to what?

[turning to Columbus, Wichita and Little Rock after a zombie] What do you think? "Zombie Killer of the Week"?


You just don't belong in my world, Bella.


Needy Lesnicky: I will finish you if I have to.
Jennifer Check: Ok, you can barely finish gym class.

I think it's important to reach out to our fans in the shitty areas, too.

Nikolai Wolf

Needy Lesnicky: You're killing people?
Jennifer Check: No. I'm killing boys.

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