It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been fucking?

Jennifer Check

You need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation.

Jennifer Check

Needy Lesnicky: Jennifer's evil.
Chip Dove: I know.
Needy Lesnicky: No. I mean, she's actually evil. Not high school evil.

I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex.

Chip Dove

Needy Lesnicky: I thought you only murdered boys.
Jennifer Check: I go both ways.

Jessica: I'm gonna deal with you later!
Maggie: You might wanna deal with that hair first, because it looks like shit.

I love you Jessica because you make being a bitch an art form.


Oh God, please don't let me get killed.


Ellie: I don't see a way out of this.
Jessica: Well maybe there is.

It's a body. Do we wrap it in the blanket as it is, or do we chop it into little pieces first?


Lori: Janet we have to go!
Janet: No you guys are nuts! I was meant to see this movie!

Nick: We're all gonna' die, there's gonna' be huge crash!
Mechanic's Girlfriend: What? Have you lost your mind?

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