I know what he did to you. Bella, I won't ever hurt you.Jacob
You're not funny. You look funny, but you're not funny.Chuck
I can't believe George Simmons is dying. I grew up on his movies.Leo
Fuck Facebook in the face!Ira Wright
I use so much hand lotion anymore when I am masturbating that when I see people in public using lotion I'm thinking, holy shit their about to jerk off.Ira Wright
George Simmons: Good news, Bonita. I went to the doctor today. He said I was doing better.
Bonita: That's good, Mr. Simmons. I found the pants you were looking for. They were in the closet.
Don't say chilling.George Simmons
Don't cry, you're making a scene. Everyone will think I broke up with you.George Simmons
Daniel Day-Lewis would have torn that scene apart.George Simmons
Dr. Lars: Now do you trust my accent?
George Simmons: Yes I do.
Why don't you go suck George Simmons's cock?Leo
George Simmons: I'm surprised nothing happened with you and that girl.
Ira Wright: She told me she had a boyfriend.
George Simmons: She told me the same thing, when she was sucking my cock.