I don't think Mommy likes me very much. It must be hard to love an adopted child as much as your own.


Bellatrix Lestrange: Do it!
Fenrir Greyback: He doesn't have the stomach, like his father. Let me finish him in my own way.
Bellatrix Lestrange: No! The Dark Lord was clear, the boy's to do it.

It was beautiful magic. Wondrous to behold.

Horace Slughorn

So, did you and Ginny do it?

Ron Weasley

I am going to be the biggest Austrian celebrity since Hitler.


A bear ate all my clothes except for these condoms.


We have chosen your baby to be dressed as a Nazi Officer, pushing a wheelbarrow, with a Jewish baby, into an oven!


You're king Osama looks like a kind of dirty wizard, or a homeless Santa!


Brüno: Look at the four of us; we are so like the Sex In The City girls!
Donny: Oh, no we aren't either!
Brüno: Which one are you, Donny?
Donny: I ain't either one them! I'm Donny!
Brüno: That is such a Samantha thing to say!

Ich bin Bruno!


Why does everything I do sound like a leprechaun?

Peter Klaven

Peter Klaven: Do you need a plastic bag, or...
Sydney Fife: Oh no. I don't clean up after my dog.

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