Harry Potter: But, Sir, I though we weren't allowed to apparate on Hogwarts grounds.
Albus Dumbledore: Well, being me... has its privileges.

Let me tell you about the time I turned a Tyrannosaurus Rex into Tyrannosaurus Rachel.

Buck

Sid: Look, somebody else is gonna have a baby! You must be proud!
Pudgy Beaver Mom: I'm not pregnant!

Manny: Why is it called the "Gorge of Death"?
Buck: We tried calling it "The Big Smelly Crack" but people kept giggling.

You can tell she's a good dancer by the way she drinks her soda pop.

Ramone

We don't work with people we don't know. And you don't work when your desperate. Walter Dietrich. Remember that? Walter forgot, when your desperate, that's when you got no choice.

John Dillinger

I was raised on a farm in Morrisville, Indiana. My mama ran out on us when I was three, my daddy beat the hell out of me cause he didn't know no better way to raise me. I like baseball, movies, good clothes, fast cars, whiskey, and you... what else you need to know?

John Dillinger

Billie Frechette: They say you're the man who shot him.
Charles Winstead: That's right. One of 'em.
Billie Frechette: So why are you coming to see me? To see the damage you done?
Charles Winstead: No. I came here because he asked me to. When he went down, he said somethin'. I put my ear next to his mouth, and what I think he said was this. He said, 'Tell Billie for me: Bye bye, Blackbird.'

You wanna know if we're armed? We're armed.

John Dillinger

We're having too good a time today. We ain't thinking about tomorrow.

John Dillinger

Melvin Purvis: What keeps you up nights, Mr. Dillinger?
John Dillinger: Coffee.

Billie Frechette: What do you want?
John Dillinger: Everything. Right now.

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