You're crazier than a road lizard.


In some countries, my hair is considered currency.

General George Armstrong Custer

Who ever you are Archie Bunker, you have a very comfortable throne.

Kah Mun Rah

Amelia Earhart: I just feel as if I've been asleep for along time and now suddenly I'm awake.
Larry Daley: I can explain that.

Kah Mun Rah: Any questions?
Al Capone: Ya. Why are you wearing a dress?
Kah Mun Rah: It's not a dress. It's a TUNIC!

Amelia Earhart: I take it you have a plan?
Larry Daley: I'm going to divide the house.

General George Armstrong Custer: I'm a failure.
Larry Daley: No, you're not.
General George Armstrong Custer: No? Did you lead 208 Americans to their deaths in the Battle of Little Bighorn?

We're Americans, we don't plan, we do!

General George Armstrong Custer

Amelia Earhart: Do you know why I became a pilot?
Larry Daley: I have no idea.
Amelia Earhart: For the fun of it. Why else would anyone do anything?

The Thinker: I'm thinkin'...
Larry Daley: This is hopeless.

Larry Daley: A good place to check out is the miniatures.
Woman: Can you take me there? I always get lost.

Larry Daley: You know how you were telling me that the key to happiness was something but then the sun came up? I think I figured it out. It's doing what you love.
Teddy Roosevelt: I was going to say diet and exercise, but the love thing is good.

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