I didn't call you because we were in trouble... okay, we were in a pickle. But it wouldn't be the first time a had to fast talk my way out of a jam! I called you because you needed us.


Larry Daley: Sorry, I don't mean to stare. You just look very familiar.
Woman: I get that a lot.

Hey baby, check out the gun show going on over here. BOOM BOOM! Firepower!

The Thinker

Kah Mun Rah: [dramatically] I have come back to life!
Larry Daley: No, I heard that. I got that. Welcome back.

General George Armstrong Custer: Any questions?
[Sacajawea raises her hand]
General George Armstrong Custer: [Mumbles her name]
Sacajawea: That is not my name.
General George Armstrong Custer: Sacajamea?
Sacajawea: No.
General George Armstrong Custer: Sac, Sack-in-a-box?
Sacajawea: No.
General George Armstrong Custer: Cinco De Mayo. Mission Accomplished.

Well, if it ain't Mr. "Big-in-the-Britches", himself!


[in awe] Great Gatsby!

Amelia Earhart

It has only just begun...

The Baroness

We're running out of time! Eject it!

Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara

Heavy Duty: What you see before you are Delta-6 accelerator suits...
Ripcord: What do they accelerate?
Heavy Duty: You.

I want the warheads ready in an hour!


Mount up!


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