Destro: What'd you say your unit was called?
General Hawk: I didn't.

Technically, we don't exist. We answer to no one. And when all else fails, we don't.


When I'm finished, this world will never forget.


I feel like a bird!


They're wheels, numbskull. They make the cart roll.


Zed: I might know everything. Ask me something?
Oh: Where does the sun go at night?
Zed: Pass. Next question.
Oh: Where do babies come from?
Zed: Pass. Next question.
Oh: [noticing a snake] There's a snake on my foot.
Zed: In the form of a question.
Oh: [scared] There's a snake on my foot?
Zed: Correct!

Well there won't be any berries in the fruit salad now, so we all lose.


Zed: You could be my right-hand man.
Oh: I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you.

Captain? As you have no First Officer I respectfully submit my candidacy. I can provide character references if you wish.


That's what I'm talkin' about! How do you think I wound up here? Had a little debate with my instructor on relativistic physics and how it pertains to subspace travel. He seemed to think that the range of transporting something like a... like a grapefruit was limited to about 100 miles. I told him that I could not only beam a grapefruit from one planet to the adjacent planet in the same system - which is easy, by the way - I could do it with a life form. So, I tested it out on Admiral Archer's prized beagle.


Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: I don't need a doctor, damnit, I am a doctor.
Flight Officer: You need to get back to your seat.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: I had one. In the bathroom with no windows.

I've never beamed three people from two targets onto one pad before!


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