Alex O'Donnell: [after watching Mike dance with Scarlet] Do you dance with all your friends moms?
Mike O' Donnell: Pretty much...

My dick is brown, you dumb motherfucker!

Saddamn

Mike O' Donnell: Why are you dating him? He's bullying your brother.
Maggie O'Donnell: Who are you my father?

Tyra Banks: Do you know who i am?
Hannah Montana: I know you know who i am.

This is the man cave, there's no women allowed in here. I got a jerk-off station for God's sake.

Sydney Fife

Hi peter, I saw your billboards, they're spectacular. I'm sorry for calling you a whore. Best of luck with Sydney, if you're not still together... you can Facebook me.

Doug

Peter Klaven: Are you telling me that Robbie is your best friend?
Oswald Klaven: Yes, and Hank Marducas.

Peter Klaven: I'm Peter Klaven, I'm the Realtor.
Sydney Fife: Hey check out these too. That guy needs to fart.
Peter Klaven: He does seem to be clenching.
Sydney Fife: Watch the leg... Boom!
Peter Klaven: He farted in my open house.
Sydney Fife: He sure did.

Slapping the bass! Slappa da bass! Slappa da bass mon! Slappa de bass mon!

Peter Klaven

Brian O'Conner: This is where my jurastiction ends.
Dominic Toretto: And this is where mine begins.

My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I need me eight soldiers. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. We're gonna be doing one thing and one thing only... killing Nazis.

Lt. Aldo Raine

The German will be sickened by us, the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us.

Lt. Aldo Raine

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