Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps... and I want my scalps!

Lt. Aldo Raine

There are only six others in the world, each with stars of one to seven. Besides you, Goku, this is my greatest treasure.

Grandpa Gohan

If I die, tell my turtle he's gay!

Master Roshi

I'm not a Piccolo, you twit, whatever that is! And if I'd killed your grandfather I'd have finished you off already!


Ronnie Barnhardt: Are you all right?
Brandi: Physically yes, but psychologically? No!

Ronnie Barnhardt: Yuens, you guys are my infantry. One of you dies, God gave me another one.
Matt Yuen: Okay.
John Yuen: Awesome.

The world has no use for another scared man. Right now, the world needs a fucking hero.

Ronnie Barnhardt

Don't eat the corn dogs.


Zooey, you're about to marry a pleasure giver that's for sure.


Sydney: Society tells us we're civilized but the truth is we are animals. Sometimes we just have to let it out. Try it.
Peter: Baaah!
Sydney: Good. Now gently remove your tampon and try again.

Peter: Do you need a plastic bag, or....
Sydney: Oh no. I don't clean up after my dog.

Hey, Sydney! I could be in Venice by five. I could do that.


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