Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps... and I want my scalps!Lt. Aldo Raine
There are only six others in the world, each with stars of one to seven. Besides you, Goku, this is my greatest treasure.Grandpa Gohan
If I die, tell my turtle he's gay!Master Roshi
I'm not a Piccolo, you twit, whatever that is! And if I'd killed your grandfather I'd have finished you off already!Bulma
Ronnie Barnhardt: Are you all right?
Brandi: Physically yes, but psychologically? No!
Ronnie Barnhardt: Yuens, you guys are my infantry. One of you dies, God gave me another one.
Matt Yuen: Okay.
John Yuen: Awesome.
The world has no use for another scared man. Right now, the world needs a fucking hero.Ronnie Barnhardt
Don't eat the corn dogs.Bobby
Zooey, you're about to marry a pleasure giver that's for sure.Sydney
Sydney: Society tells us we're civilized but the truth is we are animals. Sometimes we just have to let it out. Try it.
Sydney: Good. Now gently remove your tampon and try again.
Peter: Do you need a plastic bag, or....
Sydney: Oh no. I don't clean up after my dog.
Hey, Sydney! I could be in Venice by five. I could do that.Peter