Sydney: Hey check out these, too. That guy needs to fart.
Peter: That guy seems to be clenching.

Peter's mom: Peter always connected better with women.
Zooey: You know, I can see that because he is a great boyfriend.
Peter: Thank you fiancee.
Peter's dad: Also, you got to understand, Zooey, Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was twelve-years-old, kid had a bush like a forty-year-old Serbian.
Peter: Oh come on!

I think that Jello gave me a fake phone number.

B.O.B.

Once again, a UFO has landed in America, the only country UFOs ever seem to land in.

Reporter

Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: [about B.O.B] As you can see, he has no brain.
B.O.B.: Turns out, you don't need one.

I'm not a quack. I'm a mad scientist.

Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.

Humans of Earth, my quest has lead me to your planet. Give it to me now! You should, in no way, take any of this personally. It's just business. Gallaxhar out.

Gallaxhar

Boys, set the terror level at code brown, 'cause I need to change my pants.

The President of the United States

The Missing Link: [about Susan] She's speechless!
B.O.B.: She? It's a boy; look at his boobies!
The Missing Link: We need to have a talk.

Somebody think of something, and think of it fast!

The President of the United States

Mutants, I don't hate them. They must be controlled.

William Stryker

Marcus Wright: What day? What year?
Kyle Reese: 2018.
Marcus Wright: What happened here?
Kyle Reese: Judgment Day happened.

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