Hell to the yeah!


Det. Maya Sunee: So... where do we start?
Charlie Nash: You don't want a ticket to this dance, Detective.
Det. Maya Sunee: You've never even seen me dance.

Vega: [Chun-Li has cut Vega's face and has her foot pressed against his head] You think this is over?
Chun-Li: No. I'm just getting started.

His name's Bison. I've tracked him through eleven major cities on four continents and never come close, not once. This guy walks through the raindrops. Anybody that's against him is either dead, or on their way.

Charlie Nash

Don't remember our names, but I remember my real mommy.

Ghost Boy

Coraline Jones: I think I heard someone calling you... Wyborn.
Wybie Lovat: What? I didn't hear anything.
Coraline Jones: Oh, I definitely heard someone... Why-were-you-born.

I can't believe it. You and Dad get paid to write about plants, and you hate dirt.

Coraline Jones

Have you forgotten how to drink that? First, you bring it to your lips. Then you blow it. Then you suck.


[while watching Bree dancing] In my next life I want to come back as one of the buttons on the ass pockets of her jean shorts.


[to Lawrence about Bree] I would have better luck having sex with a penguin than I would with that girl.


Richie: Do you know how many lakes there are named Crystal-something? Go to the supermarket, every single bottled water is named 'Crystal' something!
Wade: Aquafina.

[to Bree] Your tits are stupendous!


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