Who am I going to tell my stories to?

Mildred

I'll blow a hole in your face then go inside and sleep like a baby.

Walt Kowalski

Father Janovich: Why didn't you call the police?
Walt Kowalski: Well you know, I prayed for them to come but nobody answered.

[to Father Janovich] I think you're an overeducated 27-year-old virgin who likes to hold the hands of superstitious old ladies and promise them everlasting life.

Walt Kowalski

[reading aloud from the newspaper] Your birthday today, Daisy. This year you have to make a choice between two life paths. Second chances comes your way. Extraordinary events culminate in what might seem to be an anticlimax. Your lucky numbers are 84, 23, 11, 78, and 99. What a load of shit.

Walt Kowalski

Father Janovich: What can I do for you Walt?
Walt Kowalski: I'm here for confession.
Father Janovich: Holy Jesus, what did you do?

[to Father Janovich] The thing that haunts a guy is the stuff he wasn't ordered to do.

Walt Kowalski

I confess that I have no desire to confess.

Walt Kowalski

Oh great, another asshole with an Asian girl fetish. God, this is getting so old.

Sue Lor

I know you're close to these people, but this pisses me off, Mr. Kowalski.

Father Janovich

Hey, I'm not from around here, but I'm looking for my sister. She's gone missing.

Clay

Did you know a young boy drowned here? He was my son. And today, is his birthday.

Pamela Voorhees

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