
Quotes
Saul: BFFF?
Dale Denton: Best Fuckin' Friends Forever, man!
Safety never takes a holiday.
Paul Blart
Nobody knows this mall better than I do.
Paul Blart
[talking to himself] What are you trained to do? Nothing...
Paul Blart
[to Helen] Your professor is right. At the precipice we change.
Klaatu
Regina Jackson: Why have you come to our planet?
Klaatu: Your planet?
This body will take some getting used to.
Klaatu
Allison: Are you stalking me?
Carl Allen: No, i would never do that.
Carl Allen: Oh by the way, the new furniture looks great from the yard.
Connor: Do you know who I am?
Brad: What?
Connor: Google me bitch! I might be famous one day.
[to Rosie] Somebody up there has got it in for me. I bet it's my mother.
Donna
Harry Bright: Bugger.
Sam Carmichael: My sentiments exactly.
I will not be muscled out by an e... jaculation.
Donna