Saul: BFFF?
Dale Denton: Best Fuckin' Friends Forever, man!

Safety never takes a holiday.

Paul Blart

Nobody knows this mall better than I do.

Paul Blart

[talking to himself] What are you trained to do? Nothing...

Paul Blart

[to Helen] Your professor is right. At the precipice we change.

Klaatu

Regina Jackson: Why have you come to our planet?
Klaatu: Your planet?

This body will take some getting used to.

Klaatu

Allison: Are you stalking me?
Carl Allen: No, i would never do that.
Carl Allen: Oh by the way, the new furniture looks great from the yard.

Connor: Do you know who I am?
Brad: What?
Connor: Google me bitch! I might be famous one day.

[to Rosie] Somebody up there has got it in for me. I bet it's my mother.

Donna

Harry Bright: Bugger.
Sam Carmichael: My sentiments exactly.

I will not be muscled out by an e... jaculation.

Donna

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