Polygraph Operator: I'm going to ask you a series of control questions. Are you currently in a seated position?
Klaatu: Yes.
Polygraph Operator: Are you human?
Klaatu: My body is.
Polygraph Operator: Do you feel pain?
Klaatu: My Body does.
Polygraph Operator: Are you aware of an impending attack on the planet earth?
Klaatu: You should let me go.

Father Flynn: You have no right to act on your own! You have no right!
Sister Aloysius: [yelling] I will do what needs to be done!

I don't think Father Flynn did anything wrong.

Sister James

Father Flynn: You haven't the slightest proof of anything!
Sister Aloysius: But I have my certainty.

Father Flynn: I can fight you.
Sister Aloysius: You will lose.

Miss boss! We gotta get those fat cheeky bulls into that big bloody metal ship!

Nullah

Drover: We're not really used to...
Lady Sarah Ashley: A woman? I suppose you think I should be back in Darwin, at the church fete or a lady's whatever you call it. Well I will have you know, I am as capable as any man.
Drover: Guests. We're not used to guests is what I was about to say but now that you mention it I happen to quite like the women of the outback.

Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be.

Lady Sarah Ashley

Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy!

Brennan Huff

Dale Doback: Why are you so sweaty?
Brennan Huff: I was watching Cops.

Dale Doback: My dad and I decided that Nancy's kind of hot, so maybe we should just both bang her and in the meantime deal with the retard.
Brennan Huff: Who's the retard?
Dale Doback: You.
Brennan Huff: Oh.

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