Bridget Vreeland: You fix your own car?
Greta: Cars are easy- it's people you need a manuel for.

Lena: How do you say "lost pants" in Greek?
Yia Yia: Greek girls do not lose their pants!

I'm sorry! I didn't get the memo that you were in Ala-frickin'-bama!


Kirk Lazarus: Alpa and I are already wearin' Earth Mamma's natural night camo.
Alpa Chino: Cool it, Benson!

Kirk Lazarus: [Alpa reveals he is gay] It's Hollywood, man! Everyone turns gay at some point!
Alpa Chino: I'm not gay! I love tha pussy!

Stop tailgatin' me ya pasty teabag! Can I make a peepee?

Kirk Lazarus

Now I want you to take a step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of bullshit you're trying to pull here, but Asian Jack is my territory and if you're thinking otherwise, you've better to think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head out there and I will bring a Godly fucking fire upon you! I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

Les Grossman

Arthur Hutchins: 'Night, mommy.
Christine Collins: [yelling] Stop calling me that! I'm not your mother! I want my son back! Damn you!

Keith Richards: [From trailer] Mr. Waters. We're big fans. We named our band after one of your songs.
Muddy Waters: Yeah?
Keith Richards: Rolling Stone.

That's a record!

Leonard Chess

You sexy like a chocolate strawberry.


Wheeler: I don't have crabs! What have you been telling these kids?
Ronnie: That you have crabs.

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