Gayle Sweeny: Did Wheeler ever expose himself to you?
Ronnie: Hell, no!

Gayle Sweeny: Watch your language, Ronnie.
Ronnie Shields: My language is English and this mother fucker tried to grab my junk.

I've heard of popcorn in the face, but this is ridiculous!

Martin Gary

Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs.

Gayle Sweeny

I bet if I asked him to play a game of Quidditch he'd cum himself.


Danny: Can I get a large black coffee?
Barista: A what?
Danny: Large black coffee.
Barista: Do you mean a venti?
Danny: No, I mean a large.
Barista: Venti is large.
Danny: No venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact tall is large and grande is spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's italian. Congratulations you're stupid in three languages.
Barista: A venti is a large coffee.
Danny: Really says who: Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?

[Speaks into the earpiece] This is the world's most precious resource, we need to control as much of it as we can.

Dominic Greene

[to Camille] Take a deep breath, you only got one shot, make it count.

James Bond

M: Bond, I need you to come back.
James Bond: I never left.

Arthur Hutchins: Night mommy.
Christine Collins: [yelling] Stop calling me that! I'm not your mother! I want my son back! Damn You!

I used to tell Walter, "Never start a fight... but always finish it." I didn't start this fight... but by god I'm going to finish it.

Christine Collins

Fuck you and the horse you came in on.

Christine Collins

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