The name's so sexy you gotta say it twice.Moto Moto
Skipper: We've lost engine one.
Private: And engine two is no longer on fire.
Kowalski: [on the microphone] This is your captain speaking. I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we will be landing immediately.
Kowalski: The bad news is we're crash landing.
Zack Brown: Editor and DP, looks like you got your shit covered.
Deacon: Do not say 'shit covered' to me again.
Zack Brown: What's your name?
Lester: Lester... Lester the Molester Cockenschtuff.
Zack Brown: Wow. That's a great porn name.
Lester: I get to pick a porn name?... Then I want to be called... Pete Jones.
What? Han Solo ain't never had no sex with Princess Leia in the Star War!Delaney
Zack Brown: [suggesting porn titles] Fuckback Mountain!
Miriam Linky: [makes a face]
Zack Brown: Too soon?
Let us fuck.Zack
No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise.Rorschach
Edward Cullen: Alright, I'm going to take her on a tour of the rest of the house.
Alice Cullen: Well, I'll see you soon.
Isabella Swan: Okay.
Esme Cullen: I think that went well.
Esme Cullen: To Rosalie. Clean this up! Now!
[to Bella] You are my life now.Edward Cullen
Rosalie Hale: Does she even like Italian?
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Her name's Bella. I'm sure she'll love it.
Esme Cullen: Get a whiff of that.
Esme Cullen: Here comes the human.
You know, your mood swings are kinda giving me whiplash.Isabella Swan