Quotes
Also that mix CD...uh that I left on your doorstep was the last one that I'll be making for you. More or less...
Nick
Caroline: I found Jesus!
Norah: What?
Caroline: Jesus!
Caroline: He's much taller in person...
Since when does a queen need an excuse to sing?
Thom
Why would you buy these pants?
Nick
I never wash my pants. I like to keep the night on them.
Nick
I love you so much, it's retarded.
Drunk Guy in Yugo
Drunk Guy in Yugo: Are you off duty?
Nick: This isn't a cab.
Drunk Guy in Yugo: Are you off duty?
Nick: It's not a cab, my friend, I promise you.
[about the concert]
Norah: Are you sorry we missed it?
Nick: No. This is it.
[they kiss]
It was a great night, my hetero heroine.
Dev
Nick: You two must be great friends.
Norah: Yeah, I'm a great friend. It's always been like this. I'm the squire in Caroline's never-ending quest for attention.
Thom: Would someone mind telling me where we're going?
Norah: You know how some people like to eat at the same places?
Nick: Yeah.
Norah: Well Caroline likes to puke in the same places.
Let's dance, douche bag!
Norah
